There is talk of a shortened regular season for the NFL. The NFL is planning for a regular season as short as eight games. The eight-game season would start in late November and culminate with the Super Bowl in Indianapolis Feb. 12. What does it mean? It means fewer chances of winning the Power Points Game sponsored by The News Herald, for one thing. Ray Lewis said crime will go up if there is no NFL season, that's another thing.Yes, with fewer chances to win money, people will have to turn to crime to supplement their income and amuse themselves. Las Vegas will have to become more creative. How about betting on how many banks will be robbed between the hours of 1 PM and 11 PM on Sundays and 8 PM and 11 PM on Mondays. Throw in the 7-Eleven's, Go-Mart's, Speedway's, Hess's, and every other convenience store. On top of that, NFL fans will have to find other reasons to drink beer and eat pizza.
Another point to consider, just think of the tension it will create between couples and family members as fans blankly stare at tv screens burnt out on searching for a fix and AMC reruns. Why, the very fabric of society will be strained. There would be outright panic, leading to the collapse of humanity, especially so in the vulnerable city of Pittsburgh. Why Pittsburgh? Pittsburgh is the nexux of NFL football. Just think, that guy who predicted the end of the world in 2011, may turn out to be right after all.
Cheer up Cleveland fans. There is a silver lining to this scenario. This may work in the Browns favor. The last time there was a strike shortened season, the Browns went to the playoffs, and they did it with a losing record of 4-5. That magical year was 1982. Unfortunately, they didn't go very far, but it could be different this time. The quarterback controversy is finally over, or Browns fans everywhere at least hope so. The Browns have a new coach and Holmgren promised he is going to give him a chance to prove himself. They have a couple new draft choices they are high on. Indianapolis here we come.
Well, it hasn't happened yet. Besides, there is always college football, and high school football. Oh, I almost forgot. If society implodes, and humanity tanks, parents won't be able to send their kids to college and the school systems will have to cut their football programs. It could be the end of the world. I have always said, when the Browns finally achieve the right to play in the Superbowl, the world would come to an end.
